12/05/06 - UPDATE

Hank will be spending the first 6 months at his girlfriend Sydney's house (seen below).  He sees it as an opportunity to get to know her a little better and to see if she would be down with "bringing a few other bitches into the mix one day".  We wish him the best with that.

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One of the first questions we get asked when we tell people we're going away for a year is, "What will you do with your awesome, wonderful, amazing dog?!"

Good question.  At the moment, we have absolutely no idea.  Would you like to give him a home?  If you are at all interested, please contact us.

Here's a little about Hank:

Hank enjoys long walks on the beach, begging for scraps at candlelight dinners, and foreign films.  He loves women, crotches, and fine scotch.  His turn offs are groomers, tomatos, and "bitches who talk back".  At a shade over 80 pounds, he's excellent at spooning and doesn't mind cuddling after sex.  He's a real catch - just look at these pictures!